I was going to give you a whole thing on Andy Murray, and Britishness and Scottishness, and snobbery and glory and shining sporting pinnacles, and all sorts.
Then it turned into a crazed work day and the hours tumbled past my ears until there were none left.
All the same, I might have made it, but I started late, and that is because, at 5am, this happened:
She is a little filly, and she was born at HorseBack UK in the dawn hours, and she is called Awesome Spirit, in honour of a very remarkable and much-missed man.
You can see why if you click here:
There really will be normal service tomorrow.