I give up.

The internet has been off again all day, and something terrible has happened to Windows Live Writer, which now refuses to recognise that I or this blog exist, so I’ve given up. Even now, the light is trembling and the whole thing is glitching at me in a most threatening manner. I’m hoping that by Monday everyone shall have finished whatever fiendish work it is they are doing. I do hope it is the upgrading work, and that I am not now in the same basket as the people of Somerset, some of whom don't seem to get the internet at all. I'm so used to super-whizzy broadband that I find it most disconcerting to be without it.

In the meantime, I leave you with some very stately sheep: