Posted by T Kindersley.
On way south. Plan was to blog as usual. I cannot leave you high and dry. I get to Shap and discover NO LAPTOP. Am blithering IDIOT. Have only ghastly iPhone and I hate my iPhone. So very, very sorry, there will be no blog for a week. At least the dogs are happy; they are in hog heaven with my dear mum and lovely stepfather. Meanwhile, I must deal with unexpected technology withdrawal.
Can't even leave you with a picture as 'this browser does not support Compose'. Which means text only. Load of buggery bollocks. iPhone schmiphone.
Back at desk Sat 7th.
Be well till then.